19. currently residing at the jersey shore til im ready to go back home to Nor Cal and become a person and start my life..
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
(via pink-vaporclouds)@4 weeks ago with 281769 notes
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
(via pink-vaporclouds)@4 weeks ago with 347576 notes
|6-year old:||Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?|
|Mother:||That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.|
|6-year old:||How did that happen?|
|Mother:||Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.|
|6-year old:||Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*|
|6-year old:||Hey! Miss!|
|6-year old:||You look really pretty in your skirt!|
|*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*|
|I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?|
The Ferguson police department was forced to release an incident report with the freedom of information act by the ACLU. When the ACLU gets the report it only has Michael Brown’s date of death and nothing about the incident and it was filed two days ago.
So that means that the Darren Wilson never filed an incident report on killing a young man and his superiors covered that up by approving and making up an incident report.
But he’s only on administrative leave?
(via mas0n-jars)@4 weeks ago with 9523 notes
people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
(via pink-vaporclouds)@4 weeks ago with 369325 notes
@4 weeks ago with 340790 notes
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with