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@13 hours ago with 657 notes

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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@13 hours ago with 743469 notes
Next time I see someone in american flag shorts I’m going to follow them around doing this. And when they ask what I’m doing I’m just going to say, “I’m just pledging my allegiance to that ass.”

Next time I see someone in american flag shorts I’m going to follow them around doing this. And when they ask what I’m doing I’m just going to say, “I’m just pledging my allegiance to that ass.”

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cuffyourdick:

a simple yet beautiful reminder, it could be you! be thankful for everything you have.

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@1 day ago with 58931 notes

jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

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@1 day ago with 40049 notes

youtubeurl:

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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@2 days ago with 248448 notes
death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
ITS BACK

death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

ITS BACK

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@5 days ago with 569093 notes
linxspiration:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Wow this is going properly viral. Getting 1k notes every 5 minutes right now.

linxspiration:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Wow this is going properly viral. Getting 1k notes every 5 minutes right now.

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@13 hours ago with 445731 notes

"I keep filling my hands with hips and skin and hair and none of them belong to you. Dear god, I miss you like 
empty walls and quiet car rides; everything feels wrong. You can’t come back and I can’t stop calling other men by your name."

from the beautiful anneisrestless (via convulsingxpulses)

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@1 day ago with 409 notes
johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

@1 day ago with 34144 notes
1000-life-hacks:

A great money saving technique.

1000-life-hacks:

A great money saving technique.

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@1 day ago with 1610 notes

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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