19. currently residing at the jersey shore til im ready to go back home to Nor Cal and become a person and start my life..
if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over
(via death-by-lulz)@15 hours ago with 250563 notes
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
(via doyou-hearthe-peoplesing)@2 days ago with 384584 notes
my nine year old cousin is always like “why are you making jokes all the time” and i’m just like “it’s a coping mechanism because i’m not emotionally stable enough to deal with the hard realities of human existence now go watch ratatouille”
(via thecomicrelief)@2 days ago with 373 notes